OliverClothesorf from United Kingdom, London is a male age 38 who is Straight. OliverClothesorf has Brown eyes, Black hair and is 5' 8 (1.73m) tall. He is Straight and is looking for somebody who is into Erotic Mail or Chat, One-on-One Sex, Discreet Relationship.
Their chat up line:
FOR SALE - EXERCISE EQUIPMENT: QUEEN SIZE MATTRESS & BOX SPRINGS - £175
Where would i most like to take you on a date?
Champage trip to Paris first class on Eurostar OR cuddled up on a park bench sharing a diet coke!
So why you should get to know me?
Because my friends uniformly say that I m quirky-interesting....Some random things I like: mountain biking in exotic locations and getting a bit sweaty thick smokey jazz like you re in a Village club in the fifties.... travelling to places where I can t understand the language.... the occassional dirty Sapphire martini with 3 garlic stuffed olives....making up impromptu and usually tasteless songs about my friends on my guitar...creating new culinary masterpieces and getting my friends to indulge....the especially long kissing scene at the end of Cinema Paradiso...late night talks about whatever...
So who am I looking for?
I m looking for a woman who is some kind of combination of smart..secure..sexy..open..playful and honest; Who knows when to be Good and especially when to Mix It Up a bit!....someone who laughs from her belly and who can give as much as she gets....a woman whose emotional spice rack includes tabasco curry and sugar...xxx
They are looking for:
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FOR SALE BY OWNER
Complete set of Encyclopedia Britannica. 45 volumes. Excellent condition. £1,000.00 negotiable. No longer needed. Recently married; wife knows everything.
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Sex:
Male
Age:
38
Orientation:
Straight
Looking for:
Erotic Mail or Chat One-on-One Sex Discreet Relationship
Marital Status:
- Not Given -
Smokes:
No
Drinks:
Light
Starsign:
Capricorn
Height:
5' 8 (1.73m)
Weight:
11st 0lb - 70kg
Build:
Medium
Eyes:
Brown
Hair:
Black
Glasses:
No
Facial Hair:
None
Race:
Mixed Race
Endowed:
Average
Shaved:
No
Pierced:
No
Cut:
No
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